No I don’t mean a tax on fatty foods, I mean a tax on overweight people themselves.
This idea is only morally OK (in my opinion) because fat people are a direct cause of our high health care costs. They are more prone to heart attacks, diabetes, gastric bypass surgery, and a plethora of other expensive and life threatening conditions that arise from being morbidly obese. Studies clearly show that obesity is a direct cause of these chronic health conditions that so plague our society, rendering fat people a quite heavy burden (quite literally :P) for our already indebted American society.
Also, this concept is OK because as a general rule, fatness is a choice, unlike other conditions like cancer and asthma. Yes, some people have a lower metabolism than others, and yes, some people are naturally built heavier than others, but being overweight to the point of being unhealthy is very much a lifestyle choice. We see this proven time and time again on the biggest loser when even the fattest people lose immense amounts of weight. There is no “fat gene” like some people believe, if there ever was such a gene it would have died out millions of years ago due to evolution, and survival of the fittest.
How Fat Taxes would go about:
Each person in America would have a healthy weight range deemed by their doctor, and should they fail to stay in this range, the person in question would (after being weighed by their doctor) have the amount of pounds overweight they are sent to the US government. **Note that the body type, height, weight, age, gender, other conditions like pregnancy and MD will be taken into account** Then forthwith, each month until the persons next official medical weighing the fat person in question would have to pay taxes on their excess fat. These numbers are hypothetical, but look at the mathematical logic I am trying to get across:
If person A is 4 pounds overweight(POW) and the price per pound (PPP) in that state is 5 dollars, this person would have to pay:
PPP*POW=$
5*4=$20 per month
or this person who is 55 pounds overweight:
PPP*POW=$
5*55=$275 dollars per month
Of course note that these numbers are hypothetical and people would have at least a year to get the weight off before the fat tax is instated.
People who would get tax breaks are: Pregnant people, people with a chronic condition like MD or Cerebral Palsy, and overweight people who have a very low body fat percentage (like pro wrestlers and likewise)
But the flip side is.
No taxes/ restrictions on fatty foods. I’m skinny I guess (5′8″, 122lbs) and eat Mickey D’s all the time. Mickey D’s will never make me fat because I am a 3 season runner for my high school (cross country, indoor, outdoor track). Therefore why should I and Mc Donalds pay extra. Mickey D’s isn’t making me eat their food are they. I am keeping off weight by running aren’t I. No harm no foul, and inb4 argument about insolence. We are living in modern times with the internet as an inexhaustible resource are we not. No more BS about “I didn’t know this food was bad for me”, this is a stupid person response. (Perhaps I should exempt dumb people from fat taxes too. :D)
Time for more “inb4’s”:
inb4 profiling:Motor Vehicle Insurance companies profile against teens and Asians, store clerks profile against black people, the TSA profiles against muslims and my 91 year old grandma (because they aren’t suppose to profile, lol.) None of these acts of profiling are without cause (besides my grandma) so why shouldn’t we do it against fat people.
inb4 fat genetics: DNE=Does Not Exist
inb4 you hate fat people: my cousin is fat, and my Godmother, you think I hate them.
inb4 TL;DR, I know it will come. 
I spent a very long time devising this concept, please read it before ridiculing or deleting (Yahoo answers people)
Original concept credit goes to my dad, he said it as a joke one day, but it made me think.
one quarter of Americans smoke, >1/3rd of Americans are obese. Lung cancer usually kills before it can cause chronic conditions like diabetes.
Originally posted by “Annie”:
I didn’t even finish reading your question. You don’t have the slightest idea what you are talking about. What are you, 12.
Obesity is a disease. Do you honestly think anyone WANTS to be fat.
Get over your silly little self.
Me: Shut the Fuck up you dumbass. Maybe you SHOULD finish reading the question.